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..you change the subject whenever your significant other asks how many baskets you have
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..you have a two-car garage but only have room for one car
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..you know Grandma Bonnie's birthdate, but not that of your own mother
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..to you the phrase "tie one on" has to do with decorating
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..you plan your menus on what you can serve in your LongabergerÆ baskets and pottery
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..your LongabergerÆ collection is worth more than your car
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..you own more baskets than the entire population of Dresden
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..your Last Will & Testament lists all of your basket recipients first
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..to you the letters, "BO" do not stand for body odor
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..your favorite song is "I Like It, I Love It, I Want Some More"
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..you realize that not all garters are lacy, blue and worn by brides
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..you use the seed packet wrought iron picks in your hair
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..you remember which holiday is coming next by which feature basket is available
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..you spend as much money decorating a basket as you do buying it
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..your list of basket wants is longer than your grocery list
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..your significant other has a favorite basket
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..you've ever hung a basket on the wall
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..you've hosted a show to get just "one more 1/2 price basket"
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..you've bought a t-shirt, sweatshirt or sweater with a basket on it
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..you've hidden an item from your consultant as she is packing to go home
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..your next car purchase is based on the size of the trunk
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..you expect all of your purchases to be signed and dated on the bottom
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..you've written the names of those who will inherit your baskets on the bottom of each basket
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..you think that all shoestrings are made of wood
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..all of the jewelry you wear is basket shaped
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..the first mail you open each day has your consultant's return address
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..you are on a first name basis with your UPS man
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..whenever a family member asks where something is your reply is always, "It's in the basket!"
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..you look through the Wish List more often than a magazine
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..to you the phrase, "over the edge," has nothing to do with the need for psychiatric care
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..your female dog wears a fabric bow around her neck and your male dog sports a jaunty fabric napkin neckerchief
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..you've been to Dresden more than once
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..you open the box and "sniff" before unpacking
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..you pay for part of your order with a check and the rest with cash so your husband won't know how much you spent
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..AND YOU KNOW YOU'VE MET A LONGABERGER WEAVER IF:....his bottom is reinforced!
